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Most can describe him in one word -awkward. Yeah...he is. They also might say he's grumpy, weird, and moody. Sure. But to those who really know him -he's more than that. They know he's funny, wise, sensative and very mature for his age. Never hesitate to ask him for help. He will always lend an ear or a shoulder to cry on. A guy like him rarely comes around. If you're lucky, maybe you can win his heart. He's the greatest boyfriend ever. Just never let him go. If you do, he will be the one that got away. ...No matter what, a guy like Sam B will always be loved.
"He's a wonderful guy. He's funny, caring, smart, and I know he will always be there for me."

"Sounds like a Sam B to me."
Sam B by His first rose January 25, 2012
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An absolute unit💯🔥. No other explanation needed.
Dang, that horse looks like Sam B!
Sam B by secretfan12345 March 10, 2021
a man who has a Ten inch long Cock and All females in the surrounding vicinity smell hormones and arrive to the Alfa male
Oh my gosh ‘Sam B’ was soooo hot
Sam B by Industrial Child August 16, 2021

Sam b lamesauce 

Sam b lamesauce is a common event that occurs when an individual called Sam browning (also referred to as Xx_EXABYT3_xX and Real2manymemes) does something that could be considered "not awesome".
You are the textbook definition of 'Sam b lamesauce' because you didn't respond to my discord messages

Sam Brownback 

When, during anal sex, your partner fecallates all over your penis, and the rush to pull out subsequently results in said feces spewing all over your chest and onto your partners back.
Dude, I am NEVER having sex with Mike again.

Why?

He Sam Brownbacked all over me the last time, and I almost threw up.
Sam Brownback by Freedom4None February 11, 2015

Sam Brockmeyer

Biggest faggot in the world and is a huge pussy
Mason:Sam Brockmeyer is such a pussy
Mike:Ik nigga
Sam Brockmeyer by Lovenigga69 October 19, 2019

Sam Bailey 

A special child that likes to scream racial slurs when creepers blow up his Minecraft house.
Guy 1: Wow, Sam Bailey must have seen another creeper
Guy 2: Yeah, he's said the N word a couple times now...
Sam Bailey by Flarebeboolin June 17, 2018
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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