Sam Bailey

A special child that likes to scream racial slurs when creepers blow up his Minecraft house.
Guy 1: Wow, Sam Bailey must have seen another creeper
Guy 2: Yeah, he's said the N word a couple times now...
by Flarebeboolin June 17, 2018
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John Brooks

A world renown terrorist that is popular for using various attack methods such as glitter carpet bombing or whacking the shit out of people using of his umbrella of terror which he calls "The Thot Destroyer". He often sustains himself by awakening from a long slumber followed with a screech and the sudden devouring of sheets of paper or metal coins before resuming his long rest. He proclaims to be "A real nigga" and uses it as his justification for causing terror within the state of Maryland.
Person 1: Oh shit, John Brooks is back. I hope he doesn't cause any trouble today
Person 2: He's got his thot destroyer and he's coming right at us! RUN!
by Flarebeboolin May 09, 2019
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