Sam Williamson 

I think I'm jesus or god and I don't know which one I am

Sam Williamson is literally god or Jesus and he doesn't know which one so stop asking

Sam Williamson by glibisgood March 5, 2023

Sam Williams 

A Sam Williams is a man who falls in love with not women but the large cities they live in. He can be spotted during the hours of 5am and 6 am waking up in a sweater vest and khakis, not to mention the loafers awaiting his arrival at the foot of his bed.

Usually wears a suit regardless of the occassion and typically boasts about his recent discoveries of how to tie a bow-tie.
His infatuations with DZ girls only comes second to his love of number crunching and excel spreadsheets.

If looking to find a Sam Williams one only needs to listen for the sound of teeth brushing or gospel choir music radiating through the halls of a college dormitory.

Contrary to popular belief it is the Sam Williams' of the world that created the Dow Jones Industrial Average as well as invented the internet and currently write forbes magazine.

"Dude you won your college's American Idol competition? You're such a Sam Williams!"

"After being arrested for the 4th time my dad asked, Why Can't you be more of a Sam Williams!?"

"You were in JoS A. Banks for how long!? What a Sam Williams"

"You got jacked by a 10 year old!? What a Sam Williams"

Love u Sam

Sam Williams by Happy Bastard Santa November 30, 2009

Sam Williams 

A man with a shitty taste in gaming consoles.

“Look at that Sam Williams over there”

Sam Williams by Jacob39 May 30, 2018

Sam beach Williams 

A massive raging woofter a bender an arse bandit even

Damn you just got penetrated by a tranny "what a sam beach Williams moment"

Sam beach Williams by Sam beach Williams February 18, 2024

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004