Sam B 

Most can describe him in one word -awkward. Yeah...he is. They also might say he's grumpy, weird, and moody. Sure. But to those who really know him -he's more than that. They know he's funny, wise, sensative and very mature for his age. Never hesitate to ask him for help. He will always lend an ear or a shoulder to cry on. A guy like him rarely comes around. If you're lucky, maybe you can win his heart. He's the greatest boyfriend ever. Just never let him go. If you do, he will be the one that got away. ...No matter what, a guy like Sam B will always be loved.

"He's a wonderful guy. He's funny, caring, smart, and I know he will always be there for me."

"Sounds like a Sam B to me."

Sam B by His first rose January 25, 2012

Sam B 

An absolute unit💯🔥. No other explanation needed.

Dang, that horse looks like Sam B!

Sam B by secretfan12345 March 10, 2021

Sam B 

a man who has a Ten inch long Cock and All females in the surrounding vicinity smell hormones and arrive to the Alfa male

Oh my gosh ‘Sam B’ was soooo hot

Sam B by Industrial Child August 16, 2021

Sam b lamesauce 

Sam b lamesauce is a common event that occurs when an individual called Sam browning (also referred to as Xx_EXABYT3_xX and Real2manymemes) does something that could be considered "not awesome".

You are the textbook definition of 'Sam b lamesauce' because you didn't respond to my discord messages

Sam b lamesauce by SAMARONICHEESEANDMEATBALLSAUCE June 20, 2023

Sam Brownback 

When, during anal sex, your partner fecallates all over your penis, and the rush to pull out subsequently results in said feces spewing all over your chest and onto your partners back.

Dude, I am NEVER having sex with Mike again.

Why?

He Sam Brownbacked all over me the last time, and I almost threw up.

Sam Brownback by Freedom4None February 11, 2015

Sam Brockmeyer

Biggest faggot in the world and is a huge pussy

Mason:Sam Brockmeyer is such a pussy
Mike:Ik nigga

Sam Brockmeyer by Lovenigga69 October 19, 2019

Sam Bailey 

A special child that likes to scream racial slurs when creepers blow up his Minecraft house.

Guy 1: Wow, Sam Bailey must have seen another creeper
Guy 2: Yeah, he's said the N word a couple times now...

Sam Bailey by Flarebeboolin June 17, 2018