salz

anything that is gross bad or disgusting

Elizabeth is really salz!

by Kyle Carroll May 28, 2008

Salz

A person born with the incapability of being wrong about something.

John is a Salz.

by CheeckSpanker69420 August 9, 2022

Salz Nutz

When a big Hawaiian man sings about coconuts and mangos and all you can think about are his nuts!!

We were at Karaoke in Kanapalli and I couldnt stop laughing because of Salz Nutz!

by Blondie6985 March 24, 2011

Spezial Salz

Spezial Salz.

Spezial Salz.

by Debskelly1985 April 13, 2023

Frohe Salzgau

Salzgau is the German holiday to commemorate those affected by the notable drought in Salzburg, Germany in 1859. The Salzach river was the primary water source for the townspeople of Salzburg, but the river became salinized due to salt leakage from the nearby Austrian salt mines. As a result, the city of Salzburg and many neighboring cities had no fresh water for many years creating an effective drought. Because of this tragedy, a holiday was established to remember and celebrate the townspeople affected by this drought. To celebrate this holiday it is common to say "Frohe Salzgau" to your loved ones, as well as to consume salty foods and snacks. Due to the popularity of this holiday, it has spread throughout Europe and even across the atlantic to the United States.

*today is Salzgau*
A: "Frohe Salzgau"
B: "Wut"
A: "Oh you don't speak german... Happy Salt Day"
B: "Cool let's eat pretzels lol"

by sunshinespy April 7, 2017

Salzman

This describes a sexy, smart, and successful male of whom everyone looks up to.

"Daddy I really wanna be a Salzman when I grow up."

by thegreatwhite May 13, 2010

salzamonster

It's a man who is great at intercourse but lacks in foreplay areas due to his large amount of saliva. He often scares females away with his foaming mouth or his spit that hangs off his lips.

Jordan's a salzamonster in bed. That's so nasty. I felt like I showered when we were done.

by IownYou24 July 13, 2009