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Salty Seagull 

Someone who is grumpy and pisses off at nearly everyone and everything, all day everyday.
Damn. Jacey is being such a salty seagull today. It's probably because John dumped her last week.
Salty Seagull by ferretz-6 June 12, 2016

Salty Seagull 

When a guy is about to cum, he pulls out and drops his load on top of the lady's head, a la a seagull
Are you using a new shampoo?

No, I got a hit by a salty seagull last night.
Salty Seagull by retturd February 12, 2010

salty seagull 

When a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth.. Then hits her throat with the side of his hand causing her to cough it up..
Mandy: I got salty seagulled last night..
Marla: So that's not a hickey?
salty seagull by acubed January 13, 2008

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026