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Santistevan 

An awesome family name that is very popular throughout the state of New Mexico. The name is known as "St. Steven" and they are full of fine-looking, very hot hispanics. They are scattered all across the Sandia Mountains and have few in Colorado. They are everywhere! But you would be very lucky to know the Santistevan family, they are just that awesome.
Them Santistevan's are so awesome.

When I grow up, I want to be a Mrs. Santistevan!
Santistevan by Lakituuu28 February 24, 2009

sartistic 

if the word autistic and sarcastic had a baby
Damn Wenzel you are so sartistic.
A person whose life is insanely dedicated to getting 2400/2400 or 1600/1600 on the SAT.
A: I have to transcend my limit on this October SAT. I must, must, get at least 2390 or I deserve death.
B: Yo you SATist? You aint no dumbass with 2380 neither boi
SATist by legit dictionary March 22, 2016
"These peanuts are saltastic!"
saltastic by [matt] April 15, 2008
Satist: a person who says/does horrible and disturbing shit; a level above sociopath, and a level below psychopath
You're a satist if you'd step on a tiny puppy for only $13!
satist by Ronan Irwin July 18, 2016

Saltiest of baes 

When urban dictionary does not approve the word you want to add but accepts a shit load of bullshit from other people :(
Guy1: Dude how ya feelin today
Guy2: I am the saltiest of baes :(
Guy1: Oh, I won't bother you then...