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CC Sabathia 

CC Sabathia tried to eat the rosin bag because he thought it was filled with powdered sugar.
CC Sabathia by iamadacheat November 11, 2010

Johann Sathianathen 

Hot af guy who gets all the girls and is good at everything he does.
OMG it's Johann Sathianathen stealing my girl and breaking all the world records.

CC Sabathia 

A sell out and the most over-rated pitcher in modern day baseball. Overweight and for the most part has underwhelming stuff. Like many Yankees he signed a rediculous contract that, if the Yankees didn't have an owner with stupid money, would regret in 3 years after it becomes obvious Sabathia has almost no talent at all.
Did you hear. CC Sabathias ERA this season is 4.14

That's rediculous doesn't he make 24 million a year.

Yeah well the Yankees overpay everyone, even Brett Gardner.
CC Sabathia by Dongbert June 6, 2010

salahyano 

Salahyano, nicknamed after the world's most famous football player Cristiano, has friends that love him for who he is and what he does to the world, everywhere he goes he fills the place with joy and bliss. Never has it happened for a girl to meet this young spicy boy and not to immediately fall in love with him. His smiles, his winks to them, his hair, and everything that define salahyano gets the deepest depths of a girls heart. One of the key features to recognise a salahyano is to look out for his behaviour, as salahyano tends to always have these random out of the blue acts of mischeivousness. Salahyano can also tend to be sometimes dumb and illogistic, but we as his friends have to put up with it and help him interpret the wrong from the right. Please put in mind that if salahyano ever wronged you, he did not mean it, just grab him aside and explain that whatever he did was wrong and might put him in trouble the next time, afterall he's our salahyano and we have to care about him and look out for him no matter his acts and ethics.

NB.
Salahyano is also known for his massive love for 'teena', dirt in english, so whenever you see him upset about something just grab a handful of 'teena' and hand it to him, this will surely put him out of his sorrow and leave him happy till the end of the day :)
-Bro you won't believe who i met today!!
= Who did you meet?
-I met Salahyano😍
salahyano by el moz November 7, 2019

Slathans 

A somewhat flexible word which is utilized to denote negation. As in:

1) If something is impossible, it is slathans.
2) To end a conversation abruptly i.e. "Dead a conversation" it can be utlized in an interuptive manner.
3) To denote the 0 value amount something (See Usage)
4) May also be utilized creatively, as the embodiment of a non-cool person, in which case the word is changed slightly and is used in a naming manner (See Usage)
1) Hater: Yo I heard you have a 1 inch Wee-Wee
You: SLATHANS!
2) Hater: Yo, there was this time that..You: SLATHANS!
3) Hater: Did you get any ass from her?
You: No, I got Slathans
4) Hater: I am mad cool
You: Nah, you are Slathaniel Hawthorne
Slathans by MaZe February 12, 2004

salatarian 

Somebody who only eats meat when it's combined/mixed with some kind of vegetation.
*Sally and Joey sit down to enjoy a nice lunch*
Sally: Ewww Joey eats meat!
Joey: Ya so? You do know there's meat in that salad your eating, right?
Sally: Yes but it's ok, I'm salatarian.
Joey: Ooook...
salatarian by Zioxx March 23, 2008