Sagetry 

The practice of the cult religion, "Bob Saget is God."
Sagetrist- one who practices Sagetry.

I've just converted from Buddhism to Sagetry.

Sagetry by Morbid = Love August 29, 2006

Sagettry 

The act of telling a person or a group something you think is not well known or profound, but is common knowledge. Stemming from the late 90's, this was derived from the know-it-all of your friend group or family that couldn't wait to share that Bob Saget was actually a dirty comic and not anything like his character on Full house. The issue is, we already knew this.

"Did you know that Bob Saget is actually a very dirty comic? It's so hard believe because he's such a nice guy in Full House"
"Susan, someone needs to call you out on your sagettry, everyone knows Bob Saget is a dirty comic."

"Wow that's crazy, did you know that tomatoes are actually a fruit?"
"Yeah, Tim. We know, we all know, we've known that since 3rd grade science class."

Sagettry by Suuurepal January 16, 2021

Sagetron 

The alter ego of Bob Saget when he straps on his mech suit.

Also to heart the cawk like Bob Saget

There goes sagetron.
That Jillian's a total sagetron

Sagetron by Argot of vinylville July 14, 2011