Sad ending

A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.

Robert went to the dentist today and got a sad ending. His mouth was numb and he smelled like shit.

by maphew December 04, 2013

Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot

I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since

by Glock(oma) July 02, 2021

Sad Ending

The opposite of a happy ending. One pays to perform a sexual act on another.

Lorenzo went to the massage parlor to get a happy ending, but instead ended up getting a sad ending.

by AHW September 30, 2012

Sad Ending

When you get a massage and have them euthanize you at the end.

"I can't even get hard anymore. I guess I'll just take a sad ending." - guy on massage table.

by sad_boi_eurobeatoff May 17, 2018

sad, quiet ending

Getting hand release at a massage parlor while your parents watch via live two-way video.

My mother yelling, "Oh God, no, don't do that, oh, no!" made that a sad, quiet ending to remember.

by darthcletus January 16, 2009