Definitions by AHW

Sad Ending 

The opposite of a happy ending. One pays to perform a sexual act on another.

Lorenzo went to the massage parlor to get a happy ending, but instead ended up getting a sad ending.

Sad Ending by AHW September 30, 2012

road sauce 

Beer brought along in the car to make a long road trip more tolerable, or even fun. aka roadie.

dude, we're not hitting the road until we swing by the Price Chopper and pick up a twelve of road sauce.

road sauce by ahw June 29, 2008