Lorenzo went to the massage parlor to get a happy ending, but instead ended up getting a sad ending.
by AHW April 26, 2012
A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.
by maphew December 04, 2013
by sad_boi_eurobeatoff May 17, 2018