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The opposite of a happy ending. One pays to perform a sexual act on another.
Lorenzo went to the massage parlor to get a happy ending, but instead ended up getting a sad ending.
by AHW April 26, 2012
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A stupid person; it refers to the lack of surface area on an individual's brain. The general thought is that the more surface area (wrinkles, creases, etc.) a brain has, the smarter the person is. Conversely, a person with a smooth brain (no wrinkles) has less surface area and would therefore be stupid.
That fucking smooth brain put his shirt on backwards again...

That smooth brain is dumber than a pile of shit.
by Tip Tank May 14, 2011
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When you get a massage and have them euthanize you at the end.
"I can't even get hard anymore. I guess I'll just take a sad ending." - guy on massage table.
by sad_boi_eurobeatoff March 29, 2018
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A little person stripper version of tub girl with a blue waffle, dressed up as a mime-clown, with big black hands that someone pays for to drill them rough, but instead puts her crevasse in their face and proceeds to shit on their chest, take their money, and subsequently giving them blue balls.
Robert went to the dentist today and got a sad ending. His mouth was numb and he smelled like shit.
by maphew December 04, 2013
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