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Hagraven Disease

When that dude or chick has long crazy toes like a hagraven from Skyrim
Yeah dude we were all snuggled up watching a movie, I felt something scratching my legs, I look down and this chicks got hagraven disease.
by Glock(oma) January 1, 2021
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Sad ending

When a massage client asks for a happy ending and the therapist suggest they finish themselves off with “this bottle”
“This bottle” usually contains biofreeze, bengay. or icey hot
I had a client ask for something extra so I offered him a sad ending.
Haven’t seen him since
by Glock(oma) July 2, 2021
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