Sacrobatics

When you're trying to scoop out the last few crumbs of dope from the corner of your sack.

Sacrobatics are required when collecting those rainy day sympathy crumbs.

by Neniwarrior July 1, 2019

Jew Acrobatics

Using legal trickery and technicalities to weasel one's way out of paying a bill or debt. Alternately using trickery and technicalities to make one pay a debt or bill despite their having good reason not to.

All it took was one hair within 3 yards of the soup and some Jew Acrobatics to avoid our restaurant bill.

by Shylock the Younger, Jew September 27, 2009

mental acrobatics

the act of resisting logic and reason, otherwise known as mental gymnastics.

John is performing an amazing feat of mental acrobatics by accepting that the world is flat.

by Ria_Dara July 21, 2019

Macrobatics

(n) The art of having more than enough keyboard shortcuts (macros) than are required for the standard operation of a computer.

I got a 10.0 for my Olympic macrobatics; I spam 3 online forums and all 15 channels of an online game with dickbutt every time I hit alt+shift+D.

by Death In Person February 8, 2010

Vehicle Acrobatics

The act of partaking in a Halo multiplayer session with the sole intent of performing stunts involving the Warthog, Ghost, or Scorpion Tank.

Dude, we tried to get a wicked 4-Xbox Slayer going on, but Jimmy hopped into a Ghost and it turned into vehicle acrobatics.

by Mister Man the Guy September 21, 2004

Jew Acrobatics

n. the act of a non-athletic jew suddenly gaining acrobatic-like abilities in any sports game

Pons: Dayaaamm, nice shot Jew!
Gibby: Got mah Jew Acrobatics!

by Szechuan August 14, 2008

jangly acrobatics "JA"

Performing oral sex while hanging your head off the end of the bed or table.

Jangly acrobatics "ja" is laying on the bed with your head hanging off, with a penis in your mouth.

"JA" for short.

by Karla Myer September 21, 2007