Sacramenta

The seed planted within each of us before birth that ever calls us to be and become our best loving self to and for the world. This definition was born out of a need to explain that thing that happens to us when we rise up to our better self with ease, live selflessly, love unconditionally, care for another without regard for anything in return. Sacramenta manifests in the Sacred Moments of our lives; moments that define us, change us for the better, affect others in positive ways, cause the world to be a better place, and those around us to have a better life, however simple the Sacred Moment is.

Discovering your Sacramenta is a way of revealing how wonderful you are in and for the world.

by Paul Benedict January 7, 2018

Sacrament hoe

A female living in Sacramento CA, with fake nails, fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, fake tits, fake teeth, fake insurance and a fake pregnancy talking about how she keeps it real.

Yeah bro that Sacrament Hoe came in the tattoo shop asking me for a henna trampstamp.

by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

sacramende

A fictitious location for a fake debate club semi-final match; Usually used to conceal ones involvement in the entertainment industry

She’s with her debate club, and they’re on their way to Sacramende for the semifinals.

by Robert Dondo June 14, 2006

Sacramento Squeeze

During a Sacramento Slingshot, a bonus release of load is achieved by a firm yet grasp of the Deez Nuts, yielding in some cases up to 30% more cum juice onto her face/lips/eyeballs/forehead.

With her upcoming Body Building Competition, Francene decided the Sacramento Squeeze would be required to achieve her nutritional goals.

by BobbyScott June 25, 2016

Sacramentopiece

Sacramentopiece can be used interchangeably with masterpiece. It is preferably used to refer to truly unique and remarkable nouns.

"Your paintings are such art. Everything you make is truly a sacramentopiece !"

by Moon's unnecessary definitions May 13, 2021

Sacramento willy

Def- (verb) The process of aggressively striking an individual in the facial area with any penis shaped object for joy.

EXAMPLE I: Ben Sacramento willy'd Anthony so hard last night with his favorite purple dildo.

EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.

by ---Lil' B--- September 18, 2014

Sacramento Smegma Smooch

Harvest your smegma(otherwise known as "dick cheese") that has gathered along your penal region, or for the ladies, vaginal area. Take the collected smegma and fill it in a empty chapstick container, then put it in the freezer. Once coagulated, apply the new lip balm to you lips and make out with any victim you choose.

"Dude! i cant believe my girlfriend cheated on me!"
"Just give her a good ol' Sacramento Smegma Smooch and leave her in the dust"
"Perfect!!"

by Pepe Silvia Barney October 3, 2012