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Sacramende

A word that unfortunately yields more hits on Google than Ron Howard expected.
Where is your daughter?
She is with her debate team in Sacramende
Google search “Sacramende” WAIT! there are more hits the just a “did you mean? bar.
Sacramende by ARTSTAR1103 July 8, 2010

Sacrament hoe 

A female living in Sacramento CA, with fake nails, fake tits, fake hair, fake tan, fake tits, fake teeth, fake insurance and a fake pregnancy talking about how she keeps it real.
Yeah bro that Sacrament Hoe came in the tattoo shop asking me for a henna trampstamp.
Sacrament hoe by Ranchgirls December 6, 2020

Sacramento Squeeze 

During a Sacramento Slingshot, a bonus release of load is achieved by a firm yet grasp of the Deez Nuts, yielding in some cases up to 30% more cum juice onto her face/lips/eyeballs/forehead.
With her upcoming Body Building Competition, Francene decided the Sacramento Squeeze would be required to achieve her nutritional goals.

Sacramentopiece 

Sacramentopiece can be used interchangeably with masterpiece. It is preferably used to refer to truly unique and remarkable nouns.
"Your paintings are such art. Everything you make is truly a sacramentopiece !"

Sacramento willy 

Def- (verb) The process of aggressively striking an individual in the facial area with any penis shaped object for joy.
EXAMPLE I: Ben Sacramento willy'd Anthony so hard last night with his favorite purple dildo.

EXAMPLE II: Sam drives around town doing drive-by Sacramento willies with his retractable dild.
Sacramento willy by ---Lil' B--- September 18, 2014

sacremende

Word once used on Arrested development apparently a place where semi finals are held but she wasn't :)
"She with her debate club and she's on her way to Sacremende for the semi finals."
sacremende by Wodanhospur October 29, 2007
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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