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The act of self-regulating one's actions within a discord questions chat.

Skye: @Cinder you stupid,
SaMsoN: PLEASE STOP POSTING ANSWERS IN THIS CHANNEL. LEAVE IT FOR MANAGEMENT TO ANSWER AS THEY KNOW.
Praetorian: you SaMsoN'd yourself.
Entire Community: Ok, boomer.

SaMsoN'd by PraetorianFromTM January 9, 2020

Words you can keep

national samson day

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!

“it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

national samson day by mamajillschicken March 21, 2021

Samson Dinning

No mates.

That kid has no mates 💀
Yeah I know! He’s such a Samson Dinning

Samson Dinning by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 3, 2022

Samson Dinning

Samson Dinning is a cute little beast of a man who will attempt to kiss, hug or touch you. He can be bi-polar as f*ck sometimes but he’s usually nice. Sometimes he jumps on top of you and grabs you by the collar and assaults you. He’s also a part time drilla who begs for attention and friends.

Samson Dinning jumped on me yesterday, what a drilla.

Samson Dinning by Johnathan Binglebone Williams October 3, 2022

Dirty Samson

When a woman cuts off a man's hair and fist-fucks it up his ass.

Delila gave Joe a Dirty Samson after he passed out while they were having sex.

Dirty Samson by Mys_Maux November 5, 2009

david samson

A white man trapped inside a black mans body

Look at that david samson trying to swim

david samson by ysrhqgqerahqaeyrey January 12, 2016

stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy

My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.

stroking the inside of sampson dicks by munting menace April 25, 2025

TLDU

Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR

Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!

TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019

Word of the Day on August 30, 2026

Cottaging

the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.

Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003

Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5

"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."

Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.

Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."

age gate by Banja January 7, 2011

Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026