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national samson day 

national samson day is the day where you celebrate samson, give him thongs, candy, chips, and dragons. celebrate your friends and hace them twerk for you!
it’s national samson day! let’s go rob his house!!!”

Samson Dinning 

Samson Dinning is a cute little beast of a man who will attempt to kiss, hug or touch you. He can be bi-polar as f*ck sometimes but he’s usually nice. Sometimes he jumps on top of you and grabs you by the collar and assaults you. He’s also a part time drilla who begs for attention and friends.
Samson Dinning jumped on me yesterday, what a drilla.

Samson Dinning 

That kid has no mates 💀
Yeah I know! He’s such a Samson Dinning

Dirty Samson 

When a woman cuts off a man's hair and fist-fucks it up his ass.
Delila gave Joe a Dirty Samson after he passed out while they were having sex.
Dirty Samson by Mys_Maux November 5, 2009

david samson 

A white man trapped inside a black mans body
david samson by ysrhqgqerahqaeyrey January 12, 2016

stroking the inside of sampson dicks 

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy
My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.