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A sex console made by Micropenis where you have sex with the consoles slimy USB ports. You can even enable fucky mode, where it bounces on your knob until you spunk in the hdmi port (its ass). Sucky mode is where it sucks your cock until you cum in the SXbox's Disc drive (sold separately).
I bought a SXbox yesterday.
Cool. I bet you busted a fat nut in its hdmi ass.
SXbox by ZAREALSTE4LTHY7 May 14, 2023
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When a girl gives you head while you're playing xbox 360
"Dude, Adella's so desperate. She sexboxed Alan last night"
SexBoxed by Dub C kid February 17, 2010
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A drug you do when you're out of all your other drugs.
"Now that all my good shit is gone, I guess I'll holla at some Suboxone."
Suboxone by Go-Go16 April 29, 2013
A pejorative term used to refer to a Microsoft X-Box or X-Box 360. Typically used by fans of Sony or Nintendo consoles, PC games, or people put off by the X-Box's tendency to crash. Pronounced "sucks box".
"My friend's suXbox just crashed again."
suXbox by J. Harvey December 6, 2006

SeXbox LIVE 

People that use Xbox LIVE as a means of having "sex". More simply, a synonym for cybering.
SeXbox LIVE by YapmelkXela January 19, 2010

Suboxatalk 

The mumbling or drowning sound someone taking suboxins sounds like when trying to talk
Hey bro, with all the suboxatalk you got Go in on I can't understand a word u say in.

suboxowned

to abuse suboxone , often in conjunction with other drugs, to the point where one vomits, passess out, pissess on themselves,goes in to a coma, or at least a trance-like state such as being nailed to the couch or even being face down on concrete.
bro, last night i ate three suboxone and pounded 6 beers, fell off the dock, and broke my tail bone!

motherfucker you got suboxowned!
suboxowned by whatsmynameagain April 24, 2009