A typing error that occurs while using swype texting on Android phones. Especially common when the texter is in a hurry, or has partaken in several adult beverages.
Example 1 Person A: I'm pregnant going out tonight
Person B: WHAT?!
Person A: Sorry, that was a swypo, I meant probably*
Example 2
Person A: Toy font have ti picnic
Person B: Huh???
(After trying to decipher their own message because of inebriation)
Person B: You don't have to panic*
A Swype-O (also: swypo;swype-o) is a kind of typo made using touch based keyboards such as swype that build words based on the path a user's finger takes as it is drawn along the surface of the virtual keyboard.
A practical joke frequently played on not-so-smart people by disturbingly intelligent cell phones, wherein a neutral word in a text message is automatically replaced by Swype to create inuendo where none was intended.
Text #1: "I'm looking for semen to help me."
Text #2: "Damn freudian swype, that was supposed to be 'someone' not 'semen'."
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murdererused a serrated blade.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.