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SWMS

SWMS, or Scared White Man Syndrome, affects close to 80,000,000 middle-class, anglo-American men, and smaller populations of minorities who share the same cultural identity and SES. It is characterized by an irrational obsession with home security and the safety of personal items, in addition to common symptoms of anxiety in the presence of a lower-class individuals.
Common signs that a man has SWMS: concealed carry permits, advanced home security systems, locking the car doors when driving through lower class neighborhoods, etc.
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John: Bob is really handsome isn't he? Is he single?
Bill: John...Bill is a SWM.
John: Oh.
by BoBurnham March 12, 2017
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SWMs

Pronounced like swims, Straight White Men (specifically cis-gender men)

Created by youtuber Jasmine Zade
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It stands for “Stay with me”.
Him: Please, SWM (stay with me)
Her: I’m sorry, I have to go
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by mrwl October 9, 2021
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When creating my POF profile, I like to use the term "SWM" to let the ladies know I'm a Sexy White Man.
by PNPinDallas November 1, 2015
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