Definitions by legophile

SWMS 

SWMS, or Scared White Man Syndrome, affects close to 80,000,000 middle-class, anglo-American men, and smaller populations of minorities who share the same cultural identity and SES. It is characterized by an irrational obsession with home security and the safety of personal items, in addition to common symptoms of anxiety in the presence of a lower-class individuals.

Common signs that a man has SWMS: concealed carry permits, advanced home security systems, locking the car doors when driving through lower class neighborhoods, etc.

SWMS by legophile November 30, 2010