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SWM (Single White MAGA) 

Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.
Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
John: Bob is really handsome isn't he? Is he single?
Bill: John...Bill is a SWM.
John: Oh.
SWM by BoBurnham March 12, 2017
It stands for “Stay with me”.
Him: Please, SWM (stay with me)
Her: I’m sorry, I have to go
SWM by mrwl October 9, 2021
SWM by mrwl October 9, 2021

Self Wiped Male (SWM) 

A male who purposely wipes himself for his girlfriend in order to use guilt as a means of manipulating her.
A male suffering from Self Wiped Male (SWM):
Boyfriend will not party or hangout with other male friends in areas in which females and males might interact in a physical way, so as to use this as a situation in which she feels guitly for him not having fun. In most situations the girl does the exact opposite and is the domanant one in the relationship.