2 definitions by BeelzeDerp

1) A zealot who is obsessed with Donald Trump being this amazing leader, successful businessman and Ladies Man, but then steps up like an orange knight to rescue the honor of Lord Cheeto any time anything comes out in reality that proves otherwise, resulting in a meltdown that involves an excessive amount of failing to use hashtags correctly, memes, profile stalking and spamming dumbshit from Dan BingoBonghole on the twitter.

2) A (typically) white man who knows well the experience of manuel's labor but ignores that in the eyes of their fearless leader they are only peasants that will believe literally anything if the catch phrase reaffirms a bias.
When Donald gets caught hiding having paid for poon again, or that he has repackaged NAFTA as NAFTA but with a different name, or obstructed justice while not grasping what obstruction is. An army of orange knights will come to his rescue on Twitter, blathering incoherently and chocked full of impotent rage.
by BeelzeDerp June 5, 2019
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Do you even really need a fucking definition for what these involuntary celibates are? It's pretty self-explanatory ffs.
Holy shit there's a lot of SWM (Single White MAGA) on the Facebook tonight talking about what they'd do the first time they see a non-digitalized vagina
by BeelzeDerp May 5, 2022
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