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stupid cow 

noun: a guy on discord that is annoying or stupid he gets upset very easily and most likely looks like the guy from the poler express or satin his hobbies usually include playing stupid games like rocket leag or cs go he loves balls and he is the route of all evil

oh yeah btw he really likes cars
me: I have a pic of you IRL

stupid cow: I'm suing you
everyone: goddamit cow
stupid cow by the guy 123456 September 14, 2021

Cow Stupid 

(adverb) The sort of mile-long stare that a cow exhibits when out in the pasture chewing her cud or otherwise doing nothing but staring out into nothingness. Normally used as a metephore or simile.
She stood there with a blank, cow stupid stare. Nothing whatsoever was on her mind.

[stupid] coworker

Someone who is told how to follow business code over and over again yet still seems to fuck up.
Oh my god, my stupid coworker kathy is a complete MORON! She should go jump off a bridge into a deep lake of acid.
[stupid] coworker by youreadumbass February 1, 2009

Stupidcock 

What my sister calls her husband when she's frustrated with him
Ray, you stupidcock!
Stupidcock by SK65 February 4, 2010

Stupidbowl 

An NCAA football bowl game that is meaningful only to the immediate families of the athletes involved and a handful of alumni from the school. Often includes unranked teams from obscure colleges that barely qualified for a bowl game and sponsored by questionable companies. The opposite of the Superbowl.
Jim: Hey, what are you doing tonight?
Skip: Watching Louisiana Tech play East Carolina in the Beef'O'Brady Bowl, formerly known as the Magic Jack Bowl. It's played inside a baseball stadium!
Jim: Why would you waste your time with that Stupidbowl? We could watch paint dry instead.
Stupidbowl by The New Musicologist December 31, 2012
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026
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