STRAIDS 

adj. Infectious disease, like AIDS, only more straight.

"Shut up! You have STRAIDS!"

STRAIDS by UD parody November 2, 2009

straidy lady 

A heterosexual female; a strait female; a non-gay female.

The woman in the rear who keeps yawning at my jokes must be a "straidy lady"! When she bought her ticket, she must not have known that I'm a lesbIan comedian! Wake Up!!! (LOL!)

straidy lady by talk2me-JCH2 March 26, 2021

dire straits

to be in serious shit !!!! to be fucked up !!!

you dumasses don't even know your own language !!! You're in Dire straits

dire straits by estranger October 7, 2010

Straidar 

Kind of like gaydar except instead of being able to tell if somebody is gay, straidar tells you that he/she straight even if he/she acts, looks, or talks as though he/she is gay.

It's the Heterosexual spidey-sense

Bob: Dude it seems like every time i'm near you my gaydar goes of the charts.

Rob: Don't worry Bob that's probably just your straidar.

Straidar by Addled Mind December 16, 2005

Dire Straits

The most useful way to divide the body of music created by man, is into Dire Straits, and non-Dire Straits.

Once you've learned to appreciate the subtely and refinement of Knopfler and company, every other artist pales in comparsion.

Eric Clapton has admitted an inferiority complex because of Knopfler's majestic guitar stylings.

Dire Straits: will there ever be a better band?

"Dire Straits is the only band that plays like an organic whole" -- Bob Dylan.

Dire Straits by Chris from Vancouver July 7, 2005

Dire Straits

A awesome band, who plays tightly, amazing guitar solos, very unappreciated in the younger generation, and that's a shame because this band "played as an organic whole" - Bob Dylan
Probably the most popular of their songs (lthough they wrote many good songs) is "The Sultans of Swing"

Damn man I cruise to the dire straits album in my tempo. It's the best cassette I own.

Dire Straits by Will stuck in OntARIO November 16, 2005

Slut Strands 

A women’s hairstyle characterized by two tendrils of hair that hang down to frame the face. Predominantly worn by skiers and snowboarders, as it’s a hairstyle that can be worn with a hat or a helmet.

“You ready to hit the slopes?”
“Hang on, let me make sure my slut strands are even”

Slut Strands by Vann Trapp November 24, 2022