Straidist

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An emotionally challenged person that hires a prostitute to treat them badly during fellatio or intercourse for the sole purpose of trying to separate themselves from homosexual speculation/criticism.

A camera is usually used to record the encounter so the straidist can watch his victory over and over.

"These bitches think im gay, I'll go straidist on you sluts!"

Straidist by NoMunnyNoFunny August 16, 2012

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strangist

Strangist is someone who was born strange, is strange, and acts strangely.

My friends are strangists.

strangist by strangicat November 5, 2018

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Straidist • stradistar • Strandish • Stupidist • Stadistics • Stairist • Stradiota • STRAIDS • straisted • strangist

STRAIDS

adj. Infectious disease, like AIDS, only more straight.

"Shut up! You have STRAIDS!"

STRAIDS by UD parody November 2, 2009

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Stadistics

Sadistic statistics. Statistics presented in such a way so as to cause discomfort and/or emotional pain to the person(s) they are being presented to. The person presenting these stadistics may well find joy in these reactions.

Person 1: My brother just bought himself a motorbike. I'm a little worried about him to be honest.

Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.

Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!

Stadistics by AbstractJuggler October 13, 2011

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Stupidist

To post prejudice against stupid people.

Wow, Mrs. Bielas sure is a pure stupidist.

Stupidist by Mr. Cat August 28, 2006

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straisted

a gay man who makes out with women when he's drunk

Every time Chris gets straisted on Red Bull and vodka, he starts making out with girls even though his boyfriend is sitting next to him.

straisted by partytrap November 30, 2010

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Strapist

Has the qualities of a rapist and a stalker, these people are extremely dangerous and you should call the cops if you know of one

"this girl i tried to rape me and now every night she follows me everyone i go" "oh shit man, shes a Strapist"

Amber is a strapist dude so stay away from here.

Strapist by jparadox22 September 10, 2010

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.

Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics

Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026

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