Straidist

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An emotionally challenged person that hires a prostitute to treat them badly during fellatio or intercourse for the sole purpose of trying to separate themselves from homosexual speculation/criticism.

A camera is usually used to record the encounter so the straidist can watch his victory over and over.

"These bitches think im gay, I'll go straidist on you sluts!"

Straidist by NoMunnyNoFunny August 16, 2012

Words you can keep

strangist

Strangist is someone who was born strange, is strange, and acts strangely.

My friends are strangists.

strangist by strangicat November 5, 2018

Related Words

Straidist • stradistar • Strandish • Stupidist • Stadistics • Stairist • Stradiota • STRAIDS • straisted • strangist

STRAIDS

adj. Infectious disease, like AIDS, only more straight.

"Shut up! You have STRAIDS!"

STRAIDS by UD parody November 2, 2009

Stadistics

Sadistic statistics. Statistics presented in such a way so as to cause discomfort and/or emotional pain to the person(s) they are being presented to. The person presenting these stadistics may well find joy in these reactions.

Person 1: My brother just bought himself a motorbike. I'm a little worried about him to be honest.

Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.

Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!

Stadistics by AbstractJuggler October 13, 2011

Stupidist

To post prejudice against stupid people.

Wow, Mrs. Bielas sure is a pure stupidist.

Stupidist by Mr. Cat August 28, 2006

straisted

a gay man who makes out with women when he's drunk

Every time Chris gets straisted on Red Bull and vodka, he starts making out with girls even though his boyfriend is sitting next to him.

straisted by partytrap November 30, 2010

Strapist

Has the qualities of a rapist and a stalker, these people are extremely dangerous and you should call the cops if you know of one

"this girl i tried to rape me and now every night she follows me everyone i go" "oh shit man, shes a Strapist"

Amber is a strapist dude so stay away from here.

Strapist by jparadox22 September 10, 2010

Failure Shower

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.

Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.

Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009

Word of the Day on September 8, 2026

NARP

Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.

Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP

NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010

Word of the Day on September 7, 2026

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026