Straidist

An emotionally challenged person that hires a prostitute to treat them badly during fellatio or intercourse for the sole purpose of trying to separate themselves from homosexual speculation/criticism.

A camera is usually used to record the encounter so the straidist can watch his victory over and over.

"These bitches think im gay, I'll go straidist on you sluts!"

by NoMunnyNoFunny August 16, 2012

strangist

Strangist is someone who was born strange, is strange, and acts strangely.

My friends are strangists.

by strangicat November 5, 2018

STRAIDS

adj. Infectious disease, like AIDS, only more straight.

"Shut up! You have STRAIDS!"

by UD parody November 2, 2009

Stadistics

Sadistic statistics. Statistics presented in such a way so as to cause discomfort and/or emotional pain to the person(s) they are being presented to. The person presenting these stadistics may well find joy in these reactions.

Person 1: My brother just bought himself a motorbike. I'm a little worried about him to be honest.

Person 2: Did you know that while motorcyclists only make up 1% of traffic, they account for around 20% of deaths and serious injuries on the roads.

Person 1: Why the hell would you tell me that?! I've had enough of your stadistics!

by AbstractJuggler October 13, 2011

Stupidist

To post prejudice against stupid people.

Wow, Mrs. Bielas sure is a pure stupidist.

by Mr. Cat August 28, 2006

straisted

a gay man who makes out with women when he's drunk

Every time Chris gets straisted on Red Bull and vodka, he starts making out with girls even though his boyfriend is sitting next to him.

by partytrap November 30, 2010

Strapist

Has the qualities of a rapist and a stalker, these people are extremely dangerous and you should call the cops if you know of one

"this girl i tried to rape me and now every night she follows me everyone i go" "oh shit man, shes a Strapist"

Amber is a strapist dude so stay away from here.

by jparadox22 September 10, 2010