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The Sijil Tinggi Persekolahan Malaysia (STPM, English: Malaysian Higher School Certificate) is a pre-university examination taken by students in Malaysia. It was formerly known as the Higher School Certificate (HSC).

STPM candidates sit for no more than five subjects, all within the same examination season. All Science- and Mathematics-related subjects (Mathematics M, Mathematics T, ICT, Physics, Chemistry, and Biology) are offered bilingually in English and Malay. All other exams, other than languages, are still offered only in Malay and are likely continue to do so for the foreseeable future.

BASICALLY IF YOU SIGNED UP FOR STPM, YOU'RE GONNA GET FUCKED!
Eu: Did you take STPM Jack?
Pei Jack: Yes idiot.
Eu: What course you take?
Pei Jack: Art Stream, wby?
Eu: Science Steram.
Pei Jack: You're fucked.
STPM by Eu the fuccpony May 2, 2017
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Acronym for "Stuff That Pisses Me Off", which can be used as a tag for internet posts such as Twitter and other web sharing services. This tag refers to things that bother your or agitate you, or anything that simply "pisses you off".
These people are so stupid <link here> #stpmo
STPMO by sayrith August 7, 2011
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STPMWFOMDWDTTPIXC 

Skanking To Pop Music While Fending Of My Dog Who Doesn't Think This Person Is X-Core.
Person 1: I was busy STPMWFOMDWDTTPIXC.
Person 2: To who?
Person 1: Kelly Clarkson
STPMWFOMDWDTTPIXC by ANAJARPIN! September 16, 2008
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026