A long lasting, iron hardened (stiff) penile
erection (element), fortuitously triggered from aural/audio stimuli.
{Ca. 2008: Dr. Culvitude of Copenhagen was conducting a routine laboratory experiment on 45
male rats to determine the impacts of dopamine on emotional contentment, when he surreptitiously observed that 100% of the
rat population developed reactionary priapisms from increased dopamine levels directly related to auditory stimulus. Culvitude concluded that musical vibes the 45 heard from harmonic choral & instrumental patterns pertaining to the song 'Upriser' from ''de-vice", incited Paraventricular neural synergy between the Gyrus, Putamen & Hypothalamus resulting in a bombardment of hormone laden
blood flowing to the rats' Glans Penii. In lieu of his findings, Dr. Culvitude & his partner, Sir Michael Bonerman, coined the term "Stiff Element" and have utilized material from select musical acts: de-vice,
Vibe 45, and S&C as a means to equip elderly males, such as Hambone and
Chuck, with enigmatic erections, capable of busting through a wrought iron enforced cinder
block wall.}
1. Chuck has been using his Stiff Element to exhibit superior carnal endurance, while at the same
time wielding it as a weaponized instrument of aural dominance.
2. "Stiff Element is another way to characterize/describe a scandalously
hard erection that lasts for a long
time.", Sir Michael Bonerman (or Big B) explained to George and Kat during the medical conference at the Hawaiian Institute of Genitalogy.
