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splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned
It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!
splifficult by Sazzy J November 25, 2009
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stifficulties 

i hear kris has stifficulties

really?

yeh so i've heard
stifficulties by mart1n222 September 1, 2009

snifficult 

When your dog finds an interesting smell and does not want to keep walking.

Ex - Toby the beagle was being so snifficult on the walk this morning.
Toby the beagle was so snifficult on the walk this morning.
snifficult by DSmiph July 4, 2015

Stifficulty 

I am sorry, I seem to be having stifficulty.
Stifficulty by STSD February 25, 2009

tifficulty 

1. short for technical difficulty. (technical difficulties)

2. intentional difficulities caused by a girl named Tiffany or a tiff as she sees fit to right whatever wrong you have commited against her.

3. the act of being affected by a tifficulty

1. I didn't get enought sleep last night; typing has become extremely tifficult.

1. I can't get the computer to work. We have been experiencing tifficulties

2. What a dorche! If he pisses her off he will be experiancing tifficulties for a week!

3. I brought Tiffany to the casino and forgot to bring my I.D.. She didn't hesistate to tifficulty my ass.
tifficulty by chiapunkarelli September 20, 2007

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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