Girl: Omg, Stacy is having an awesome party tomorrow!!!! You have to come!!! There are going to be a lot of really cute guys there and a lot of food and we are all going to play spin the bottle and get locked up in a closet with the other person for 10 minutes!!!! Omg..... <Other girl interrupts her>
Girl #2: OMFG!!!!! JUST STFUYFPOS!!!!!! DAMN! YOU ARE SOOOOOO FUCKING ANNOYING!

stfuyfpos by MAMA123 June 5, 2010

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STFUSPOS

Simply: Shut The Fuck Up Stupid Peice Of Shit

This is often used to exspell anger at something annoying or loud.

Car: "*Break Clang Screet*"

Bill: STFUSPOS

STFUSPOS by Turco July 2, 2008

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stfuyuposihydyff

Shut the fuck up you ugly pice of shit I hope you die you fat fuck

Him: Hey

Her: stfuyuposihydyff I know what yo did

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stfuyuposihydyff

Shut the fuck up you ugly pice of shit I hope you die you fat fuck

Him: Hey

Her: stfuyuposihydyff I know what yo did

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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