steezus christ

he shreds for our sins
holy crap its steezus christ! he shredding!
by xaynth2 February 12, 2023
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Steezus Christ

A skater with long luscious brown hair that looks like the reincarnation of Jesus and shreds so hard it makes you want to cream your pants
Oh my gosh look at Steezus Christ back at it again shredding for our sins.
by Sonith Lee March 02, 2023
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steezus christ

a holy man who shredded for our sins with his skate board, all while listening to to Even Flow by Pearl Jam.
“WOAH! IS THAT STEEZUS CHRIST DOING A KICK FLIP TO EVEN FLOW?”
by prevailthebride November 30, 2023
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Steezus Christ

Someone who will shred your sins away, looking extremely sexy for an 13 year old man with a full grown beard and the hole-iness of God himself. Damn, they must be full of holes. My favorite, h ttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1vgUl9ASXh0
Steezus Christ will shred the shit out of God himself, not just our sins.
by PORGSSSS December 31, 2023
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Steezus Christ is the holy man that is the steeziest man known for his amazing style, vibe and love for others. His name is only known by few. There are plenty of others who use the name but only one official Steezy One.
He will rise again and show the world a new wave. Amen and thanks Steezus Christ.
by The Official Steezus Christ April 07, 2025
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DaQuan Johnakin. ( He is the one and only Steezus Christ. To those who challenge his Steezus only answers to God.)
Damn bro that’s a hard fit, I see someone was blessed by Steezus Christ.
by The Official Steezus Christ April 07, 2025
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