Steezus Christ

A skater with long luscious brown hair that looks like the reincarnation of Jesus and shreds so hard it makes you want to cream your pants

Oh my gosh look at Steezus Christ back at it again shredding for our sins.

by Sonith Lee March 02, 2023

steezus christ

he shreds for our sins

holy crap its steezus christ! he shredding!

by xaynth2 February 12, 2023

steezus christ

Purveyor of ultimate steeze,

Steezus Christ - our lord and saviour of cool

by donramono July 16, 2017

steezus christ

a holy man who shredded for our sins with his skate board, all while listening to to Even Flow by Pearl Jam.

“WOAH! IS THAT STEEZUS CHRIST DOING A KICK FLIP TO EVEN FLOW?”

by prevailthebride November 30, 2023

Steezus Christ

Someone who will shred your sins away, looking extremely sexy for an 13 year old man with a full grown beard and the hole-iness of God himself. Damn, they must be full of holes. My favorite, h ttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/1vgUl9ASXh0

Steezus Christ will shred the shit out of God himself, not just our sins.

by PORGSSSS December 31, 2023