Sleezus

A person who portrays himself as the God of Sexualness.

Mike: Yo! I just told your wife how I jizzed all over your daughter last night! She knew I was lying and slapped me in the face! Man, that hurt! It was so worth it; you should have seen the look on her face!

Scotty: Dude, what the fuck? Why do you have to be Sleezus all of a sudden?

by MrRoboto1212 April 2, 2014