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Jacob Starnes 

huge penis ass nigga who fucks EVERY FUCKING WOMAN he sees
Nerissa-OH HELL YEAH JACOB STARNES FUCK ME

anna starnes 

A very pretty person, obsessed with talking to guys even though she never gets any of them. Crushed on by short kids. Mean to some people, but nice to her friends. Very nosy, has pretty brown hair and eyes. Kinda short, and has a good sense of fashion. She also does professional cheerleading.
"Hey, is Anna Starnes still trying to get eith that short kid?, she already rejected him"

The Stares 

When one becomes vacant during an activity and appears to be staring off into space

The stares occur due to a lack of interest in the local environment, activity or people due to too much self interest and the attention span of a stoned butterfly that flunked out of butterfly primary school in the 3rd grade for licking bus windows instead of innuendo laden flower parts.
NotaBogan: ...It means a lot to me; I cant even begin to tell you how much of a difference this could make ...are you even listening?

ABogan4sure: Umm, what?, sorry Bogan I must have had the stares

NotaBogan: Well thank you for making me feel less than random yet again

ABogan4sure: Oh harden the fuck up and stop being a bogan

NotaBogan: I am so sorry that you have done something to hurt me again and blamed me for it. How could I be so thoughtless as to have feelings.

ABogan4sure: I dont have the energy for this any more

NotaBogan: You are truly the most Awesome friend

The example above may appear a tad random and ‘NotaBogan’ may also appear to be over-reacting somewhat; however, repeated episodes of the stares do tend to add up and become rather annoying (refer: Tracey Smiff)

Wednesday 05/11/2008
The Stares by Luke Warm December 22, 2008
That man over there is a Sarnesh
sarnesh by ShemNgoche August 12, 2017

west staines massive 

Da best peoples united gang in de world. In The main mans own words himself, “ respect
Jebecky: So, where are you from? ;)
Jared: Me is from da da west staines massive, ims the main man ovathere.
Jebecky: Are you like five years old? :|
Jared: Yo true
west staines massive by anonymous November 14, 2020