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stafe
stafe by clown club city November 6, 2019
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Stafe • stafeen • stafenhaa • safe • safe sex • safe space • safe zone • Safeer • Safe Place • safecracker
Stafe
1. A revolting state of Vegan zombification
2. Used to describe one who is (or looks like) a zombie who has been around for countless milleniums.
3. Being the first to do somthing; doing somthing before anyone else, regardless of the fact that you didn't do it first at all
2. Used to describe one who is (or looks like) a zombie who has been around for countless milleniums.
3. Being the first to do somthing; doing somthing before anyone else, regardless of the fact that you didn't do it first at all
e.g. " shit! you look like stafe!" - you look dead.
" im the stafe of this" - i did this before anyone else.
" im the stafe of this" - i did this before anyone else.
Stafe by Jamezord!!! December 14, 2008
STAFE
An acronym for "Stop Teaching An First Experience." A powerful slang and warning used to shut down "backseat gamers," spoiler-droppers, or condescending mansplainers. It targets those try-hards who rob a beginner of the pure, unadulterated joy of their very first organic experience just to flex their own knowledge (Pride/Status).The ungrammatical use of "an first" is intentional—it provides a sharp phonetic brake that punchily locks up the tongue and mimics the twisted, over-intrusive psychology of the killjoy.
User A: "Oh, you're experiencing this movie/game for the first time? Pay close attention to the mid-credits scene, because a huge plot twist happens and—"User B: "STAFE! 🚫 Keep your cheap hands off my pristine wonder and let me chew on my own passage."
STAFE by Boiner Oine September 17, 2026
Keep you safe
"Keep you safe" or "stay safe" is an ambiguous and vaguely menacing phrase to keep people in line, a bit like when a gangster offers a business protection in return for a small fee. In order to stay safe, one must avoid things such as scientific fact, critical thinking, divergent opinions and basic civil rights. Instead, follow the soyence, and get all your misinformation fact checked. This phrase used to be known as "for your safety" or "for security purposes".
"We are installing cameras in all restrooms to keep our customers safe."
"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."
"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
"In order to keep you safe, you must follow our guidelines and abandon independent thought."
"We want all our stakeholders to stay safe. That is why they will have to have microchip implants to access basic amenities. To keep you safe.'
Keep you safe by RayBidd February 9, 2022
safe music
songs easily identified by accessible melodies and catchy choruses, normally played on mainstream or pop radio stations. Safe music, or having safe musical tastes, is often singable and easy to listen to by a wide and diverse audience.
safe music by D.S. Credito March 8, 2015
safe school
An Australian primary school which has dropped education and is now a daytime gender transitioning clinic for young children, where parents have no control.
Don't want to rush into your child's Gender Transition? Their school will do it anyway, with the help of Safe Schools. They don't need your consent.
safe school by HbombBrisley March 27, 2019
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