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SPENTANOL 

is a descriptive term for when someone is so into their fentanol addiction they spend everything on it, like their money , housing , car , looks , cleanliness etc.
"Hey bro , I know its welfare day , but can i borrow $50 , my entire cheque got spentanolled."
"She used to be on her game , but now shes all spentanol.
SPENTANOL by Dopeboystreetnigga December 11, 2024
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Spentology 

The dedicated study of:

a) Spending, spentos, big spending of the universe and incorporating the word(s) Spend and Spent into as many other words/phrases as possible.

b) Active, passive and accidental spending by use of all tools and spendventory

c) Spent
Aaron: "Yo Spentos, done any study for your Spentology exam?"

Spentos: "Bro, i've got all my spendventory in my sleeping bag and i'm not moving off this couch"

Andy: "Fuck bro you'll pass for sure!"
Spentology by Professor Spendser October 17, 2008

Spontanal 

Spontaneous anal, when there's no time to prep but you still need to pack that fudge.
"I know the funeral starts in five minutes but do you fancy some spontanal?"
Spontanal by Darkadarka June 19, 2016

spectanflandifferendous 

Spectacular, fantastic, tasting like flan, different, and stupendous
That cake was absolutely spectanflandifferendous.

Spenknole 

The last bit of a sandwich or bread-based food item that you’re too full to eat. Pl. Spenknoles.
Alexandria: Are you gonna eat your pizza spenknole or can I have it?
Anna: Oh for sure go ahead I don’t want it.
Spenknole by Catsrockwithyarn December 6, 2018
To get horribly drunk.
Spastic & Mental Combined.
Usually associated with hard liquor.
I got fucking spental last night.
To get messy drunk.
Usual involves lost memories. Large lapses in coherency.
Loss of bodily function controll.
Spental,is getting so drunk you cannot stand.
Associated with bad behavior, ie taking on the cops.
Starting a bar fight. Setting fire to you mates motorcycle.
Or just being a massive dick when really drunk.
spental by Moi Persoin September 15, 2007

Spectangles 

Wow, these spectangles make my astigmitism fun! I look so hip!
Spectangles by Pollo_Loco_ December 22, 2009
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