Spanos 

1. A man or woman, of greek dissent, who is an impressive perspicacious leader within a given community.

2. A golden greek god.

The word originated from the common name assigned to greek immigrants with a surname too complicated or inconsistant for immigration inspectors at Ellis Island, NY. Because most immigrants, by coincidence or the will of God, assigned with this name became quite successful or, in the least, badass people the word developed into the context in which is it used today.

"I told my grandpa I broke up with my girlfriend. He replied, you need to play the field more anyway. He's such a Spanos."

"So the guy behind me in court for my DUI hearing got a DUI on a lawnmower at 1am... he is no Spanos."

"I asked that Spanos if he wanted to go to my place. He said I could go but he was going to go ahead and stay."

Spanos by Carlo Monteque July 26, 2009

Spanos 

The poop stuck to your erection after having anal sex.

I had to wipe the spanos off my boner when I pulled out.

Spanos by Merkinfeltch January 16, 2017

Spanos 

High-waisted jeans / shorts that women wear to impress other women, or to deter men from being aroused.

A horrible women's fashion trend rekindled in 2012, which was last relevant in the late 1980's & very early 1990's.

Is that girl's ass on her neck, or is she just wearing Spanos?

Those Spanos make that woman's butt look flat.

Those hot pink Spanos make that pretty woman look like she lives in a halfway house.

Spanos by JRMong June 4, 2013

SPANOS 

A tapeworm that burrows itself into a turd, inherits a football team and runs it into the ground.

I hope my dog never gets a spanos.

SPANOS by Athinaki August 10, 2021

giwrgos spanos 

a person who is in medical school and can't beat hevidis at bjj

giwrgos spanos: hey hevidis wanna bjj?
hevidis: nah I beat you easily

giwrgos spanos by definitelyNotHevos February 8, 2023

ricky spanish 

One of Rogers personas from the television show American Dad. He is known for his cruel actions and horrible past.

Ricky Spanish is the worst person in the world!

ricky spanish by Brody Male October 3, 2017

Spanish Christmas 

When your parents tell you they donated your gifts to the poor because they didn't get you any and they don't want to admit how poor they actually are.

This year my family celebrated helping others so there was nothing under our tree.

Bro you were duped into a spanish christmas.

Spanish Christmas by Ranchgirls November 12, 2020