Acronym for Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: A grappling martial art developed in Brazil based on Japanese Jiu-Jitsu. The general idea in BJJ is to first secure the best possible position on the ground, and then to choke or lock-out the joint of an opponent, forcing the opponent to submit, pass out, or suffer serious bodily harm. True to its intent, BJJ was made popular in America by an a Brazilian named Royce Gracie who, at only 175#, succeeded in submitting much larger opponents in the eary days of full-contact limited rules competition. Today, BJJ is generally recognized as the most effective form of ground-fighting. BJJ employs no striking techniques, it is practiced wearing a gi, and it employs a belt system (white, blue, purple, brown, and black). BJJ techniques are often employed to some extent by MMA competitors and by wrestlers, judo players, and other grapplers seeking to add submission techniques to their arsenal.
It's best to stomp a BJJ player as soon as possible, and don't let him grab you.
by bruce leet June 6, 2005
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Abbreviation of 'Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu', a style of fighting similar to Japanese Ju Jitsu, wrestling or Judo in that it focuses mainly on groundfighting.

Exploded in popularity after Royce Gracie (BJJ black belt) won the first 4 Ultimate Fighting Championships.
You're all BJJ nutriders.
by Someone else March 23, 2005
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Beth Jacob Jerusalem. A post high school seminary for American Orthodox Jewish girls located in Jerusalem. Commonly referred to as the "Harvard of seminaries" due to its low acceptance rate and its prestige. Girls typically attend a Bais Yaakov high school before attending. After their year in Israel, BJJ girls generally marry the top yeshiva bochrim in America, often the sons of roshei yeshiva.
Guy A: Yo, that girl is smokin' hot on a spiritual level.
Guy B: Obviously. She went to BJJ.
Guy A: I would love to marry her, you think she's in my league?
Guy B: Dude, you're a Reishit flip out, you have no chance with a BJJ girl.
by yeshivabochur December 30, 2022
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BJJ is a homoerotic pseudo-martial arts practiced by males who only want to rub their bodies on another man's body for sexual gratification and BDSM play.

Originally from japan, it was modified by the Gracie family without acknowledging the original art. The original Judo was stripped by the Gay-cie family of it's standing attacks so that it becomes only a ground fighting art.

BJJ starts with a take down where the MMA fighter grabs his opponents leg to make him fall. Once the opponent is on the ground, they soon start rubbing their face and their body on their opponent's body resulting in an erection.

BJJ is ineffective against multiple opponents because you can only takle one opponent to the ground while the other opponents happily stomp on your head.

Also known as Blow Job Jitsuck
Bullied boy: (to Bully) I know why you want to fight me that much. Its because you want to use BJJ on me so you can rub your body against mine!
Bully: You are mistaken, I dont want to rub my body on you with BJJ, I just want to smell your crutch
by Klizfer2 November 22, 2018
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Eric Geib is a dumb SOB who does realize Noah Chen is the king of bjj.
by King of BJJ January 10, 2022
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Paul van BJJ is basically a man who is for all intended purposes the following: Good Looking, muscular, "macho"-being totally cool toward everyone and everything, very clean and neat in appearance, a man who is 100% man: almost every lady is attracted to him because of his great charismatic ability, and when need be, he can be a real bad guy to mess with. Paul van BJJ is more of a definitive personality type, go to the beach in the summer and you will see several who fit the above, in addition to wearing sunglasses and jewelry, he is a ladies man, enjoying fast cars, hot woman, and good at hustling people in pool. Paul van BJJ is what every man wants to be, but 99.7% of men never live up to.
"Man, that guy has it going on, he's a real Paul van BJJ"....
by sheehan March 23, 2020
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