SOMT 

Acronym for Shit On My Tip. Upon removing one's penis from a female anus, one may discover fecal matter stuck to their glans penis. Originally used as a text acronym but has evolved to use as an exclamation or prepositional phase.

Jon, "Dude, I pounded her ass so hard last night, she won't shit for a week."
Erik, "Nice man, did you wear a condom?"
Jon, "SOMT, I didn't."

or

Erik, "SOMT, I forgot about that homework assignment."
Kyle, "Fuck, me too."

SOMT by poopy pants nightmare May 5, 2010

SOMT 

SOMT - Sucking Old Man Titty

1) When a younger man has a very odd relationship with older men (sexual).
2) Skipping work to start an aggressive relationship with an older man.

2) Playing shirts and skins basketball with a bunch of old men and you suddenly get some old man titty in your face.

Man, he's been SOMT a lot lately. He's become a real gay boy GB.

SOMT by Grant Bacharach April 15, 2017

SOMT 

Abbreviation for Suck On My Toe

Rihanna~ Stacey forgot her homework at home Miss
Stacey~ SOMT!!!!!

SOMT by PineappleShit February 14, 2017

SOMT 

Suck on my tits

Hey douche! SOMT!

Craig u have a big head SOMT!

SOMT by exec. fry chef February 10, 2010

SOMT 

Skin of my Teeth

Usually used to describe a close-call, usually followed by "that bitch."

Wesley: "Holy shit, dude, you almost died!"
Anthony: "Yeah, I Somt'd that bitch."

Jerry: "I passed by SOMT."
James: "Me too, yo.:
Jerry: "A 94 is NOT by SOMT you asshole."

SOMT by That fly kid May 8, 2010

somthing 

When you spelled "something" wrong like a dumbass.

Really you spelled "somthing" wrong go think about your life choices.

somthing by Mystery Womble May 13, 2018

Somtochukwu

Can be very beautiful, intelligent, smart and caring. Somto is a very good comedian, and she can insult for the whole world. She is a very disciplined girl who doesn’t take nonsense, but is very kind hearted.

That Somtochukwu girl, I tell you, she’s a good friend. Don’t let go!

Somtochukwu by Rox:e July 13, 2021