SMokin' Crack

What I do in order to attend school and keep my life on track.

SMokin' Crack, not what it can do for you, but what you do to get it

by Phil the azn May 23, 2004

Crack-Smokin' Hot

When someone is obvious drug-addled or absolutely crazy, but are extremely attractive none the less. Like smokin' hot, but for crack whores.

I got lost downtown and got solicited by some tranny hookers, and I must say, some of them were pretty crack-smokin' hot!

by Shiza and Friends March 5, 2009

Smokin Some Crack

To be free from having to do anything;opposite of shooting some terrorists

Bob are you sst? No John ill be Smokin some crack tonight.

by Chrysto Meth May 5, 2008

smoking crack

crazy.
used to replace the word crazy

You got your cousin pregnant, are you smoking crack?

by bret in atanta July 11, 2006

Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan

Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done

Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"

by DJ21 December 9, 2008

smoking crack

1. Meaning, "to smoke crack" in present tense; 2. To refer to another's actions in an extreme manner (can be used in either negative or positive connotation).

Fred: Hey, how come Bill always manages to get a 50 killstreak on Modern Warfare 2?

Jim: Dude, I don't know. I think he's smoking crack.

OR

Jason: Hey, is Mark coming over to smoke some happy grass with us tonight?

Ted: No, he said he's staying home tonight and smoking crack instead.

by Skanderbeg89 March 6, 2010

Smoking crack is bad

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal

"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."

by reddipsauce April 13, 2023