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SMokin' Crack 

What I do in order to attend school and keep my life on track.
SMokin' Crack, not what it can do for you, but what you do to get it
SMokin' Crack by Phil the azn May 23, 2004
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Crack-Smokin' Hot 

When someone is obvious drug-addled or absolutely crazy, but are extremely attractive none the less. Like smokin' hot, but for crack whores.
I got lost downtown and got solicited by some tranny hookers, and I must say, some of them were pretty crack-smokin' hot!

Smokin Some Crack 

To be free from having to do anything;opposite of shooting some terrorists
Bob are you sst? No John ill be Smokin some crack tonight.

smoking crack 

crazy.
used to replace the word crazy
You got your cousin pregnant, are you smoking crack?
smoking crack by bret in atanta July 11, 2006

Smoking crack and Worshiping Satan

Can be a variation of things starting with:
masturbation
having sex
smoking pot
or just something general about what you did/have done
Average Joe 1: "What are you doing?"
Average Joe 2: "Smoking crack and worshiping Satan"
Average Joe 1: "Sweet can I join?"

smoking crack 

1. Meaning, "to smoke crack" in present tense; 2. To refer to another's actions in an extreme manner (can be used in either negative or positive connotation).
Fred: Hey, how come Bill always manages to get a 50 killstreak on Modern Warfare 2?

Jim: Dude, I don't know. I think he's smoking crack.

OR

Jason: Hey, is Mark coming over to smoke some happy grass with us tonight?

Ted: No, he said he's staying home tonight and smoking crack instead.
smoking crack by Skanderbeg89 March 6, 2010

Smoking crack is bad 

Something, that is very, very obviously bad and/or illegal
"If you cross that line into private property, you're going to jail."
"And smoking crack is bad."
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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