SMUBF 

Super mega ultra best friend. Usually used for freind zone or really close friends.

Friend#1: I wanna be more then friends
Friend#2: Best friends?
Friend#1: No something more
Friend#2: SMUBF
Friend #1:............

SMUBF by Bren001 May 30, 2016

Smurfburn 

Blue paintball splat from a porta potty splash dance

Dropped a deuce without a net ended up with a smurfburn

How do they wear white pants

Smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 26, 2016

smurfburn 

Blue sunburn from porta potty splash

Made a big splash dropping the boys off at the pool and ended up with a Smurfburn

smurfburn by Tonythetiler March 25, 2016

Smurflicker 

Anyone who subscribes to the concept of "blue lives matter."

Ugh, did you see those MAGAts holding up Blue Lives Matter signs? I really hate those fucking Smurflickers!

Smurflicker by Tommy Del Riot August 26, 2020

papa smurfs glizzy 

strong, hard, long, stretchable, blue, hard, sexy, gluck gluck 9000, reusable, bpa free. lives on papa smurf, cock. first seen on tiktok

“did you see papa smurfs glizzy yesterday?”
“yeah it was so juicy and big”
“i gave it a gluck gluck 9000”

papa smurfs glizzy by papasmurfs_fatglizzy September 7, 2020

smurfing

In gaming, playing a game that you already have experience with from a new account, often making very quick progression and intimidating opponents (not to be confused with hacking)

Brok3nHe4rts: that guy is so good for level 3
Xx_RampageDestroyer69_xX: he must be hacking
ItzAltraz: seems like you guys haven't heard about smurfing

smurfing by user_83029404 January 5, 2021

Cokie Smurf 

Wonderful and lovely person who just happens to have a coke habit and smurfish qualities

Abi is such a Cokie Smurf its jebbs

Cokie Smurf by Special K Spacewalks June 3, 2009