smocked

A generally degrading term used to describe when a person has made prearranged plans with someone and then fails to arrive for them.

We were supposed to tee off at 10. Where is Will? I think we've been smocked again.

by Miskatonix January 23, 2017

Smocked

It's like when you slap someone..but with a sock

*Brad slaps me with sock*
Me - I've been smocked

by Sallydotcom December 28, 2019

SMOCKED

The act of either attracting a person with your charm, or repelling them with your fist.

Person 1: I totally just smocked a spider in Skyrim.
Person 2: Not sure if I should be impressed or grossed out.

by JackTheKnife469 May 17, 2020

Smocked samlon

When a person gives a blowjob, then spits the semen back onto the penis, the portion of this mixture that connects from the mouth to the penis like a gooey string

Nothing gets Shawn more excited than getting a smocked samlon after getting blown by a midget tranny

by Hollow Rollo August 4, 2023

smoked out the game

To be very high on, or impaired by, a smokable substance. Often times a person this high displays comical behaviour and is obviously "smoked out the game."

Q: "Why is that tweaker stealing all those garden gnomes?"
A: "He's smoked out the game."

by OxTxTxO December 23, 2008

Smoked Salmon

While a woman is receiving cunnilingus she flatulates and simultaneously either pulls the bed sheets over his head (a dutch oven) or holds his head in place between her legs.

He was going down on her when in horror he realized what he had just heard was not a queef and that she was holding his head down so he could not escape the fumes traveling past her taint into his open mouth. He had tasted smoked salmon.

by Indoor Creature May 11, 2013

back the fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up

Back the Fuck Up Before You Get Smacked the Fuck Up - A Term Or Sentence used when someone has done something wrong or has fucked up. Or when they are obnoxious.

1. When You talk to much
2.When you forget to pay a pimp
3.Fucking with people.
4.What the hell is wrong with you?

Bob: Hey yo ted wheres my money Nigga?
Steve: You Better back the Fuck up before you get smacked the fuck up bob

by Tech581 September 23, 2009