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SMDIYF/SMDOYF 

Slap my dick in/on your face.
When someone is giving you head and you slap them in the face with your penis.
Can be used in place of SMD.
"I just beat you on Trivia Crack! SMDIYF/SMDOYF bitch!"
SMDIYF/SMDOYF by peasncorn January 3, 2015
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short for "smacking my dick across yo(ur) face"
woman: YOU SO DUMB. SMH
man: DON'T YOU SMH ME, WOMAN! SMDAYF
smdayf by imaninjarawrawr May 3, 2011
Shaking My Nuts In Your Face

An alternative to SMH, SMNIYF is used commonly amongst NYC high school students.
Boy: Would anyone like to play some Xbox 360 or Nintendo Wii?
Other boy: SMNIYF
SMNIYF by RyanTerr December 14, 2010
acronym meaning; suck my dick you fat skanky hoe. :')
HEY, smdyfsh!
smdyfsh by nanaaar January 15, 2011

Smdiyaap 

Stick my dick in your ass and pussy
Smdiyaap
Smdiyaap by CallMeJohn May 7, 2018
Means Suck My dick You fool
He: you son of a bitch
Me:SMDYF
smdyf by Kpone January 11, 2017
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