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It means suck my dick, so please proceed to suck my dig bick. Aha you said that wrong. gOsH i'M SoOoooOO QiRcKy
clarence: I like sucking dicks
Josephina: suck mine then

jebus crisis: no SMD.
SMD. by Your Man's Side Hoe April 19, 2021
Urban Dictionary Merch
Short term for the use of "suck my dick" phrase. Used popular in messaging.
Mike: You owe me 5 dollars bitch!

Cisco: smd
smd by The Instant Classic August 1, 2008
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when someone says smd they mean “suck my dick” they use this when u are chatting ab them or u jus hatin on them
yoo i heard you stink
“smd !!!”
smd by zaa 😜 February 23, 2023
suck my dick
random girl : downgrading men men who dont have cars are ass

me : you can smd bitch
smd by lildckgrl666 October 12, 2021
1. share my drink; used when at a party or at any event where there are limited drinks and a lot of people
2. shake(ing) my dick; when shaking your head just isn't enough
3. suck my dick; nuff' said
4. save my dad; when your father is in incredible danger and using full words would just be wasting time
5. sausage my dish; when you would like to be served sausages
1. Hey girl. SMD, its pretty tasty and satisfying.
2. You are so stupid. SMD.
3. SMD!
4. HELP! My dad is dying! SMD!
5. I'm sooo hungry. SMD.
smd by SallyHansen July 15, 2011
Look bro, SMD!
smd by Trexboss November 9, 2011
Suck My Dick

A term used to explain emotion in the men's world.
a: you're such a bitch
b: smd

a: i'm so bored, what the fuck do i do?

b: smd
SMD by taye29 July 27, 2009
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