A common phrase used only by the "smartest intellectuals" who have a learning capacity of that of a 5 year old when they want to call someone on Skype.
Me: *says nothing while online on Skype*
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: no i can't, i'm busy
"Intellectual": SkYpE mE nOw
Me: I just fucking said i can't "Intellectual": aRe We FrIeNdS
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'