SILVER TOOF 

This is a lil silver-toof Mexican boy, who's a menace to society. Goes by the name of Jayden, or Yaden, and sometimes even Sal. He loves terrorizing his family and peers with pranks and has a mouth on him like a sailor. Every morning he has a can of Sprite and Hot Cheetos for breakfast, and never uses a napkin to clean them lil musty fingers because... you guessed it, he loves giving his mother a headache by cleaning them off on his brand-new white tee that she worked hard to provide for him. He's the type of lad to kick the back of your seat on an airplane repeatedly, and then proceed to stick his gum in your hair once you complain to his mother about his behavior. Aside from terrorizing people and giving his sweet mum a headache, you can typically find him going up to strangers asking for kendy, or at the local dentist's office getting another stainless steel crown to add to his collection.

Person #1: "Dude, how'd you get that scar on your arm?"
Person #2: "I didn't tell you? That Yaden kid stabbed me with his pocketknife because I didn't have any candy on me for him."
Person #1: "Smh... typical silver toof behavior."

Person #3: "Ayo, whose kid is that drinking soda so early in the morning??"
Person #4: "I'm not sure, but he's probably just one of them silver toof kids."
Person #3: "You're probably right.. sounds like a Yaden for sure."

SILVER TOOF by PersonallyVictimizedbyYaden October 3, 2023