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Someone's balls.
She giving me head, neck, all the way to my shoulders.
Shoulders by deerboii January 9, 2026

Shoulders Make Babies 

What teachers at schools that don't allow you to wear shirts that reveal your shoulder think about shoulders.
Teacher: Oh God your shoulder is showing, don't you know that shoulders make babies?!
Shoulders Make Babies by Trashist January 11, 2017

counting shoulders 

its a term used to put your arm around someone. you start with counting ur far shoulder away from them as one, two which is the closest one to them, 3 their first and 4th the farthest one on the other side and keep ur arm around them
have you ever counted shoulders before?”
“dude, i just used the counting shoulders trick on katie and it worked!”
counting shoulders by kathryn money September 25, 2018

porn shoulders

Shoulders which are not entirely covered by one's attire leading nearby religious zealots (especially Mormons) into sinful thoughts.
She had porn shoulders in the photo; her mother was aghast.
porn shoulders by Memefield July 12, 2014

Koala Shoulders 

My boyfriend was as furious as an angry koala when I teased him about his koala shoulders.
Koala Shoulders by Lydiamaya June 16, 2016

Swimmer Shoulders 

Massive shoulders, triceps, back muscles and upper body strength that are the result of being a swimmer.
Janet: "I was a swimmer in college."

Colleen: "I can tell, you have swimmer shoulders".