Shoite

Dublin slang for 'shit', uttered in south side (of Dublin) middle-class college kid accent.

1. Lorcan can't hold his drink for shoite. He made shoite out of his old mon's cor after two points of Heineken.

2. Shoite! I forgot that Martin is from Castlebar. He probably plays, loike, hurling or something those boggers do.

by Princess_of_Doom August 29, 2009

Shoite

A more British, more countryside, better version of the word shite and feels great saying it.

That new movie Boss Baby was a real piece of shoite

by VidPig March 12, 2018

SHOITE

A less intense way of saying SHIT to somebody. Goes unnoticed for a while, but soon they'll realize what it means.

Gril 1: Hey, that nard is such a SHOITE!
Gril 6: No, you're a SHOITE!

by an0nym0us3 December 4, 2017

shiterati

Describes the low level D list celebrities and wannabes who frequent reality T.V. shows and the like
A punning coinage based on literati and glitterati
Rarely intended as a compliment

Nadine was hardly an A list celebrity ..more shiterati than glitterati
Rufus has high hopes that some day he will be famous, but to date he has not moved from the ranks of the shiterati

by Marshallasthefish January 1, 2008

utter shite

Something that's not just shit, it's so bad it's shit on another level. (usually used in Ireland)

He was talking utter shite last night.

That band were utter shite.

by Synnojd March 6, 2012

Shiteboy

Pronounced "Sh-ite-boy" A degenerate guy who sticks up for a girl he barely knows online. Usually on xbox live, twitter or facebook. Most times the guy has never even met the girl before, and jumps at any chance that he can come to the rescue and gain her respect/trust.

This little shiteboy is all on my dick blowing up my inbox because I chirped his little e-girlfriend.

by AllThatJazzo February 19, 2013

Shiternet

Really bad or slow internet.

That guy has Shiternet or His Shiternet made him lose the game.

by Mr Popolis April 7, 2015