Shit Hammer 

Resulting from BG's (bubble guts), Shit Hammer is word for word the same definition as Water Hammer (the concussion and accompanying noise that results when a volume of water moving in a pipe suddenly stops or loses momentum), but replace "volume of water" with "volume of SHIT" and the sudden stop in pipe is your SHIT hitting your sphincter causing your full intestinal track to rattle uncontrollably, and therefor making you believe your gonna SHIT YOUR PANTS!!!!

Your sitting in a quite place where the focus is on someome else when suddenly the focus gets turned on you, because you experienced Shit Hammer.

Shit Hammer by Fruital-Bingo October 16, 2009

Shit Hammer 

Let's face it ... Sometimes a plunger simply will not do the job. That's when you call on the Shit Hammer.

Damn, Junior. You need to eat some roughage. I've been plunging this toilet for an hour. Now, I'm gonnna have to go rent a shit hammer!!

Shit Hammer by Larry Sanders August 26, 2006

Shit Hammer 

A fecal bludgeon. (physically smashing somebody with your poop)

"If I don't have my money by friday I'm going to shit hammer you..."

"How do you like the smell of my shit hammer!?"

"Don't mess with him, he will shit hammer your life away."

"Nothing like a good 'ol fashion shit hammer for breakfast."

Shit Hammer by Circus Freak January 10, 2010

SHIT HAMMER 

When you fuck your bitch and going down the stairs and start shitting in her mouth your penis touches her liver

Hi shit hammered a hooker down the stairs

SHIT HAMMER by Papa Helf January 4, 2021

shit-hammer 

The act of dropping a large fecal bludgen upon another individual.

We dropped the Shit-hammer on Saddam in operation:Enduring Freedom bombings.

shit-hammer by BIGLODASHT August 29, 2003

shit hammered 

Extremely hammered. One who is shit hammered cannot function in any capacity and will usually be found on the floor next to a bottle and a pool of vomit.

Be cautious around someone who has been hit with the shit hammer, as their behavior is wildly unpredictable.

After fifteen car bombs, Bob was shit hammered.

shit hammered by josh January 21, 2004

shit-hammered 

A combination of shitfaced and hammered states of drunkeness. Usually followed by vomiting and waking up the next morning hating yourself.

Dude, after that third four loko last night you were shit-hammered!

So thats why i threw up this morning.

shit-hammered by roachmotel145 November 22, 2010