shit-cum

Fecal matter composed entirely of semen.

You're sitting in church four days later, and you think you're farting, but it's really shit-cum. And those are your Sunday pants too. Damn.

by Mike Sater September 15, 2006

Shit cum

You shit on her chest well cumming in her eye

Yo i shit cum her mom last night

by Light skin power April 18, 2021

Shit-cum count

The amount of shitting and cumming that has been done up to that point in the day.

Can we get a shit-cum count? - Alex
2-1 - Tony
4-0 - Alfred

by n54god June 27, 2022

fuck like fuck like shit like cum

use it only when you fucking lost it at everything

*high pitched "fuck like fuck like shit like cum" noises*

by chickenwatermelon April 19, 2021

cum shit

That act of defecation after one has just received anal sex, resulting in a stool that is coated with semen.

Jane: Did paul fuck you in the arse-hole last night?

Wendy: Fuck yeah he did!

Jane: Did you do a cum shit afterwards?

Wendy: Yeah! It was the biggest cum shit you ever saw, I was all like "holy fuckballs, that cum shit is big!"

by greg83 February 27, 2008

cum-shit fuck-eater

One who eats the fluid seeping from an anus after it has been ejaculated in.

Scott is a cum-shit fuck-eater because after Ryan fucked his mom in the ass he drank the leftovers.

by ScotD September 14, 2007

cum shot of cum shit

spraying a woman with cum shit

I just got done cum shot of cum shitting that dumb bitch

by Scatty August 11, 2004